Feel free to adjust the passenger noticeboard and let the clerk in the Purser’s Office know that the sauna is back in operation again. The door jammed yesterday, but I have applied the most noble of engineering solutions vis-à-vis a few stout blows with a lump hammer.
However, I’m getting tired fixing the damn thing. The passengers need to stop messing about with it, and I have my beady eye on a few culprits.
Best they not mess with all that hot steam – there’s going to be a horrible accident.
(Assistant Fourth Engineer).