22. Engineering Work Order #15076: Jammed Sauna Door

Mr. Faulks,

Feel free to adjust the passenger noticeboard and let the clerk in the Purser’s Office know that the sauna is back in operation again. The door jammed yesterday, but I have applied the most noble of engineering solutions vis-à-vis a few stout blows with a lump hammer.

However, I’m getting tired fixing the damn thing.  The passengers need to stop messing about with it, and I have my beady eye on a few culprits.

Best they not mess with all that hot steam – there’s going to be a horrible accident.

D. Legardy

(Assistant Fourth Engineer).

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